February 2012
I don’t understand how a large majority of people spell ‘ads’ incorrectly.
It isn’t ‘adds’, kids. Do you see two d’s in the word ‘advertisement’?
Watchcowardice-:
nzafro:
My grandfather died and left my family this video will. R.I.P papi.
omfg
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My biology teacher told us a joke today. It made everything so awkward. “What does a blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas … Leukaemia.”
The silence and awkward giggles that ensued was just too hard to handle.
The next person who asks someone to inbox them on their fucking wall I will slit their throat with a rusty blunt blade and sing Christmas carols as they check facebook for the last time and ask someone for an inbox ‘cause they’re actually in real shit water.
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Went outside to feed the dogs only to find a bee flying around in the area. I immediately dropped everything and ran inside to let the dogs fend for themselves.
Hey, ladies. Looking for a real man’s man? Right here.
Captain Underpants - they’re still making that shit - all hope for the future of creativity is not all lost. Praise Allah.
Facebook is finally offering me the option to have a timeline. Since you’ve neglected me over the past few months you can go suck a fuck, botch.
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Jokingly I asked my sister if I would get aids from eating her food. She looked at me sternly and replied, “Why the fuck would you get aids?” She’s a lesbian.
I did not think this through.
sick of this hay fever so I’ve reduced myself to sticking tissues up my nose and now I look like a gay upside down Walrus.
If you work at Hooters as a part time job what are you doing with yourself, seriously?
This is a petition for Hamish and Andy to be Prime...
I remember the time when a girl was trying to hit me up on facebook. And all her pictures were of an over-weight slightly orcish looking 14 year old. But she did not admit that it was her, rather she said she was the good-looking brunette in about 3 of the pictures and that her sister uploaded the rest. Yeah I don’t think so, dear.
I’m still not a cunt, though. Any weird kid who lies...
Imagine James Blunt entitled his song ‘Your Beautiful’, instead. You Nazi’s would go haywire I bet. You would probably dislike the videos, too.
Using language correctly says as much about your intelligence as a hillbilly with 4 missing teeth dressing up in a suit says about his class.
If you like Kerser I will assume you’re a try hard cocaine-sniffing white gangsta.
I could piss out better songs than that kid makes.
When people say, ‘Bitches be so wet.” I’m sorry but do they need a towel? A cloth? Some Viva Paper Towel? What? How about a ShamWow?
