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One of these instructions tells me to “have a dog”.

I think I’m going to need some major surgery. To, y’know, make this shit possible.

The 95-year-old man who made that list must be going a bit Senile.

I try my best to update this Tumblr everyday. Though, my lack of imagination isn’t cooperating with my overly awesome Brain. And yes, by ‘awesome’, I mean incompetent, small and insufficient.

The only thing that comes close to post worthy is a cartoon depicting a dude with really bad crabs, that well, ends up to just be some pretty rotten and smelly seafood that he’s really sad about. Unfortunately, it’s not amusing, because let’s face it, the connection between seafood crabs and crabs crabs has been used more than it should be.

Now before I go off into a rant about the overuse of pointless things. *Cough* The FUUUUU face *Cough*. Not to mention the *Cough* use in sentences. Who wants to see something funny?

You don’t want to see anything funny? … Okay, that’s cool. You stay depressed. Just don’t O.D. on your mother’s pills. Because then, you’ll become pregnant. And you don’t want to be killing a growing baby inside of you as well, Right? Unless you’re just some f**ked up mental b**ch. Then I guess it’s fine.

Vuldur the Foreign One — This guy didn’t understand a word I said. I just added this because I love when people have no clue what I’m saying … No matter WHAT I say.

Recommend This Blog — Yes? No? Just do it because I love you in a non-loving kind of way.

Mr. Rikes the Genius Teacher — I had to. I was bored, and really do hate this guy, so why not? Is quite long.

Why I Want A Black Kid — I just had to.

Hash-Brown the Persistent Girl — She really never gives up.

Cure the Boredom — I actually found this one amusing. Well done, me.