February 2011
The moment I realise all starburst lollies are now 99% fat free:
Fucking fat kids ruining everything
English teachers put way more thought into books than the actual authors did.
Teacher: Oh look, there is a raven mentioned. THIS MUST SYMBOLISE DEATH AND HER DESIRE TO FLY AWAY FROM HER LIFE, WHICH IS A FOREBODING FOR HER LATER LEAVING HER VILLAGE!
Author: actually lol i just like birds
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So I was playing the Sims and gave birth to this...thing
Then I decide to age her up so maybe she won’t be glitchy and it turns into this unholy demon:
it’s a fucking witch, lights out.
ahahhaqnjdbhudijs
LEGIT TEARS!
O.O
The reason why I look so bad in my school pictures?
The photographer said I needed to bring my sexy level down because it might hurt the self-esteem of other students.
^
When people on Tumblr are so well-spoken and eloquent and have well-formed and strong opinions and arguments and debates
and I’m just sat here like
lol how do you words
how do you words
YEP
you how do you words use how?
That text + that picture = gold
When you're sat down watching TV and a crazy ass bitch decides to crawl out.
Bitch I didn’t ask for 3D.
HAHAH
This.
I don't understand the point of all these 'petitions' to end the violence in Libya going around tumblr ... do you all honestly think a few measly petitions is going to stop the crazed maniac Moamar Gaddafi? I don't think so.
He’ll just be like, “Oh look, a petition signed by thousands of people for me to step down - lol, I don’t give a fuck.”
Publr is down far more than tumblr. The end.
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