September 2011
a-duonger: “When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.” “ “Move on to the next chick and try again the same day”
Sep 29th
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shorturl: Then god said “i wish i never invented the internet u ppl r fags”
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Anonymous asked: It's Saturday where I am ;)
Sep 28th
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“get off the internet ur 13”
– 14 year olds (via lrrational)
Sep 28th
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denzelgtfo: jmonsterbby: EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS  OH MY GOD some srs editing there
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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studying for chemistry featuring my father
dad: what's a gas?
me: a substances change of state with no definite volume or shape
dad: no this is is gas *farts* what's homogeneous?
me: a mixture with a uniform composition
dad: no a smart gay guy
me: STOP
Sep 28th
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Anonymous asked: Why are you such a slut? Wanna fuck?
Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Anonymous asked: imagine deep throating a black guy his thing will burn in your stomach acids
Sep 27th
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favoritepanties: Tosh.0 is… a comedy show… right?
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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sh4ne: onenightstan: sh4ne: SWAG something we americans got CORRECTION SOMETHING WE ASIANS GOT correction: stumblr.com/account/delete wtumblr.com/account/delete atumblr.com/account/delete gtumblr.com/account/delete
Sep 27th
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Sep 26th
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Anonymous asked: 2 gays walk into a bar ... they like it
Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Anonymous asked: do u only follow humour blogs?
Sep 26th
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inbred-lovechild-of-josef-fritzl: up until i was about 11 i refused to go anywhere near the downs syndrome kids in my school because i genuinely thought it was contagious. 
Sep 26th