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January 2012

Jan 31, 201239 notes
now theres trolling people on the internet you'll never meet and then theres trolling people you attend school with. you're either really dumb or have bigger balls that bear grylls

Bear doesn’t have balls he eats them. So I’m just incredibly dumb but dumb always leads to fun stuffs.

Jan 31, 2012
#Question
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seetheperfectskyistorn replied to your photo: So there’s this guy who does that whole “I love…

I’m really confused, because it still says they’re ‘married’.

Just stalk his wall. But don’t make sarcastic comments he doesn’t like those. So much so that he will kill you. But in the end it was all worth it because their relationship was annoying the fuck out of me.

Jan 31, 2012

toight replied to your photo: omg what am I doing he’s going to kill me at…

Fuck him, i’ll come back you up

Turns out he is in my English class. So maybe when the teacher asks what I did on the holidays I will mention the axe murdering kiddo. And it’s all good because he doesn’t have many friends. Winnah.

Jan 31, 2012
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Why do people hate Owl City so much his voice is so calming for the homework it makes me not want to kill that Asian cat chick. She’s the minister of education, right?

Jan 31, 2012
#Meow #Oh I love some polys
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Jan 30, 201231,458 notes

This stupid fucking website keeps telling me that [Flash 10 is required to watch this video] or [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio]

MOTHER FUCKA I GOTZ TA FLASH 10S GIMME DEM VIDCHA AND SONDCLIPS YO!!!1!!!!111 fuQ YOu DaVid Shitkrap

Jan 30, 2012

trophywifematerial:

guccimom:

don’t have shower sex if your family is home

don’t have any kind of sex if your family is home

Unless you decide dating your own mother is a good idea then I guess you have no choice.

Jan 30, 201231 notes
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thebergeronprocess:

kill-natalie:

shiphassailed:

captainchord:

belagasm:

fuck you america

portugal has TWO freedom days

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omg the graphic omg I cannot skadfsaigjyguso

also true

america has 365

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america has 365

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this year we have 366

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Americans think they have freedom. Cute.

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