I remember the time when a girl was trying to hit me up on facebook. And all her pictures were of an over-weight slightly orcish looking 14 year old. But she did not admit that it was her, rather she said she was the good-looking brunette in about 3 of the pictures and that her sister uploaded the rest. Yeah I don’t think so, dear. I’m still not a cunt, though. Any weird kid who lies...
Imagine James Blunt entitled his song ‘Your Beautiful’, instead. You Nazi’s would go haywire I bet. You would probably dislike the videos, too. Using language correctly says as much about your intelligence as a hillbilly with 4 missing teeth dressing up in a suit says about his class.
If you like Kerser I will assume you’re a try hard cocaine-sniffing white gangsta. I could piss out better songs than that kid makes.
When people say, ‘Bitches be so wet.” I’m sorry but do they need a towel? A cloth? Some Viva Paper Towel? What? How about a ShamWow?
My sister used to show me the music she likes, but now instead of doing that, she puts her music on the speakers instead of using the perfectly good head phones. Then, she waits until I come into the room until she plays a song that she likes, and I don’t want to be rude so I just stand there and pretend to do something instead of walking off. Brah, I don’t like reggae.
If I wanted to commit suicide I would just go to the facebeef’s page and die by way of reading unfunny, weird and awkwardly fucked up posts.