March 2012
Today an Indian lady called me in order to inform me of “many viruses on your computer, sir”.
Instead of her questioning me I interrupted with remarks of her insulting my intelligence by telling me how to turn on my computer and how to right click and so I asked her why she doesn’t know the difference between ‘My Computer’ and the ‘Control Panel’. From this, it was clear she wasn’t getting anywhere with me after a good 10 minutes of me being a complete cunt. So she got her ‘Technician manager’.
When asked how they knew I had viruses he said they’re getting messages from the “Universal microsoft server”, too which I said didn’t even exist. And apparently he was insulted by this and began to question how I knew such a thing.
“I work at microsoft” I say, which ends the conversation and he rudely hangs up.
Moral of the story: don’t try scam me you curry.
8 pack abs are disgusting. It’s kind of like having a third boob really isn’t it. Boobs are good in pairs but when there’s that extra third you’re suddenly gay.
I dungetit when 18 year olds post “officially legal”
Were you an illegal individual yesterday? Did you just get your Australian citizenship after over staying your Visa? what are you on about?
I started to read the new Terms and Conditions for tumblr to see the changes but then stopped on the second line realising I couldn’t ‘cause who even read it the first time around.
